Doppelgänger

The Ghostly Double of a Living Person

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Sometimes I Think I’m Smart or Things I Learned the Hard Way

  1. Just because someone says they love you, it doesn’t mean they actually do.
  2. Don’t ever be afraid to call someone up! Someone else’s time isn’t more important than yours! If you wait around for someone else to call because you’re afraid of ‘bugging them’ then you are a no-confidence wuss and are never going to get what you want.
  3. That said, don’t freaking blow up someone’s phone. One call/text/voicemail is enough. Freaking wait for them to contact you back!
  4. Every time someone breaks up with you and you let them come back, it makes it that much easier for them to leave you again.
  5. “I don’t know what I’d do!?” is code for “I’d totally make bad choices for myself and think of the consequences later!”
  6. Don’t be a silly face girl! Girls who constantly make silly faces or wierd body gestures in photos are girls who lack confidence in their appearance and try to be the ‘goofy free spirited’ girl. When in actuality it just alerts the world that they are unattractive and they know it and are trying to hide it. So suck it up, smile the best you can, and freaking own your looks. Gawd.
  7. Clean out all your crap and donate it to Goodwill/Salvation Army every six months. Don’t ask questions, just do it.
  8. Never buy anything full price at Urban Outfitters, it’ll just be 50% off and on the sale rack in two weeks anyway.
  9. Alternatively, Target will NEVER put the item you want on sale. That is, until someone spills something on it in-store. And then it will only be 10% off. The bastards.
  10. Act like you already have what you want. If you want something, you get freaked and desperate, so act like you have it already and you’ll be a lot more calm and sane and will up your chances of actually getting it.

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