September 2011
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Am Not Dead
Just trying to keep my head above the water, and by water I mean life.
June 2011
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Passport Office Chatter
Passport Officer: Oh, so you lost your old passport and need a new one correct?
Me: Yes.
PO: So are you getting married?
Me: Um, no.
PO: Really, most girls your age are coming in because they are going abroad for their honeymoon?
Me: Well, I'm not getting married, I'm traveling for school and for fun.
PO: That's a shame.
Me: -_-
redsuspenders asked: well HELLO lady
m.a.? phd?
m.a.? phd?
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I always feel bad for people who have terrible...
Mainly because mine is so awesome! Happy Father’s Day, Daddy!
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“People always ask me, “Do you think you’ll ever tone down your look?” And I say,...”
– Miss Dolly Parton, O.G. diva bad-ass and living legend. (via coketalk)
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One Reason Why I Love You, Ali
coffeelikeafox:
Please come pat me on the head I just want to find out what you’re nice to me for _In a Jar, Dinosaur Jr
“What horrifies me most is the idea of being useless: well-educated, brilliantly...”
– Sylvia Plath (via arockandrollsuicide)
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To Prepare
To prepare for my trip to NOLA, I watched The Princess and the Frog. I actually liked it, I have a soft spot for Disney movies. I’m not a block of wood, okay? Sheesh.
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Fake Boyfriend
Drank martinis and scotch, ate passion fruit crème brûlée, watched arrested development, petted my head until I fell asleep, drove me home. Wonderful afternoon with fake boyfriend.
May 2011
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“Revenge has never healed a single person.”
– Eva Kors
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The Bravery - Ours
Sometimes you just need a...
What?
I’m in a cute baby animal mood.
