Protest
I don’t want to do anything today. I just want to lay in bed in protest of life and living all things good.
eft:
Can’t. Stop. Laughing.
this is the best. President Obama clearly needs to grow his mafia
(via ache)
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Neutral Milk Hotel - Oh Comely
Your father made fetuses with flesh-licking ladies
While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park
Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums
The music and medicine you needed for comforting
So make all your fat, fleshy fingers to moving
And pluck all your silly strings
And bend all your notes for me
Soft, silly music is meaningful, magical
The movements were beautiful
All in your ovaries
All of them milking with green fleshy flowers
While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines
Smelling of semen all under the garden
Was all you were needing when you still believed in me
Band of Horses - The Funeral
(via mermaidsareflying)
Cell Phone
The lady in the office next to me is out of her office and god knows where. She managed to leave her cell phone though, ringer on full blast. Her ring-tone is the ‘Sex and the City’ theme and has been going off for at least the past hour and a half. 1. Who keeps calling so much? 2. Who has that theme song for a ring-tone? 3. I hate Sex and the City! 4. I might just break into her office and smash the damn thing.
